Talk:Moose/@comment-39160120-20190416180309

I have lived and thrived in Coastal Highway gas station for almost 3 months. Dificulty interloper. Looking for the moose boy every single nice day, but never saw a single sign from him. Got tired of killing local wolfies. Did pave whole my room with their pelts just for good looks and cozy feeling. I'm all dressed up in fur like a northern P.I.M.P and wolves are my prostitutes. I have everything I need, except the moose pelt. I want that bag. So today I did cook up  6 kilos of wolf steak 3 liters of water. Did put in my bag razor sharp knife, axe, prybar. My trusted longbow and 10 arrows, 3 Rabbit snares, a smelly old sleepin bag and Aal the needed medecine including two amphetamine stims Two flares and a fishing hook just in case I want to relax and do some fishing. I am going to Mystery lake. As I follow the hunters stories most of them lucky killers got the moose in Mystery Lake, so I want to settle down in Trappers Homestead. There I will pray for the Moose Boy to show up. I will kill Him! I don't want His soul. I just need his smelly pelt. Will update You guys as soon as I will find Him.

If I don't update then You know... I did fade into the long dark trying to find The Moose.